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Status Den

Cool quotes for your status updates

Sporting Quotes

  • “often immitated, but never duplicated!”
    - Captain Lou Albano
  • “When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?”
    - Bobby H on Beefcake
  • “Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?”
    - Roddy Piper
  • “To be that man, you’ve got to beat the man. Woooo!”
    - Ric Flair
  • “Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!”
    - Jesse Ventura
  • “Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?”
    - Roddy Piper
  • “Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell
    Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
    - Roddy Piper on Flair’s nickname
  • “Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the
    best thing going. Wooooo!”
    - Ric Flair
  • “Real men wear kilts.”
    - Roddy Piper
  • “The pleasure was all yours.”
    - Jesse Ventura